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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #86

Back in studio for the first time in what seems like forever, Cousin Jade and The Dude join me for this one:

It’s always a treat having the Dude behind a mic, sit back and enjoy the stories….My apologies my mic was kinda hot in the beginning but I got it under control quick. Cancel culture sucks, social media is the worst and religion needs to chill. I have an active community strike thanks to Nike and I’ve lost respect for YouTube. China is really really good and reverse engineering things. Dr. Martins sold out, pay extra for the real thing. Check the tag on your bomber jacket. Why are cholo’s into Morrisey. Cholas rock. Aaaaannnd so much more….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #85

Cousin Jade, Boomer, and Fossil Gamer join me for this one: We’re back!! It’s a fuckin minute, life gets in the way sometimes, but the League is back baby. In this episode, inflation sucks, Nike sucks, lots of gun talk, aaaaaannnnnd so much more. Enjoy….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #84

Sorry it’s been a few weeks, and this will be the only July episode, busy times. Boomer and Fossil Gamer join me for this one: No time for time stamps, just listen to the whole thing and stop being an ass.
White privilege is still a thing and it benefited me.
I’m not as much of a fat ass as I thought.
Boomer broke his laptop (or maybe it was Microsoft).
Silent Benny and I went to Comic Con and awesome things happened.
Aaaaaand so much more….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #83

Boomer and Fossil Gamer join me for this one: Sorry I didn’t have time to do the time stamps for this episode, just listen to the entire thing and stop complaining….Welcome to the gun show (United States) where no child is safe. Fossil Gamer and I agree to disagree on a certain Zelda game that I’m slightly obsessed about. And some other nonsense that I forgot about LOL, enjoy…

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #82

Boomer and Fossil Gamer join me for this one:

00:00:00 – April 26th was Alien day, not that anyone noticed….
00:13:27 – Comic nerd talk, brace yourself.
00:17:14 – COVID finds it’s way back into the podcast…
00:24:03 – Back to comics, some movie talk, and cutting the cord…
00:40:38 – Amber Heard really shit the bed……Who else is tired of “cancel culture”?
00:52:11 – Men who now identify as women shouldn’t be allowed to compete in women’s sports, change my mind….
00:56:51 – More movie talk.
01:05:00 – This generation doesn’t deserve Bill Murray. And the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot doesn’t exist in my universe.





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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #81

Boomer and Cousin Jade join me for this one:

00:00:00 – Will Smith slapped a bitch (or like a bitch?)
00:07:53 – I took a family trip to Lego Land (someone may or may not have shit themselves.)
00:23:06 – We did the immigrant experience on our way to Lego Land.
00:25:38 – Boomer uses a delivery service for the first time, and other food talk…
00:35:00 – LA Beer fest, and other beer talk…
00:44:30 – Coachella happened…
00:48:30 – The weather is the only thing keeping me here, cashing out and leaving CA is very tempting….



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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #79

Cousin Jade and Boomer join me for this one:

  • Putin and Ukraine and gas prices
  • 00:06:58 – Turbo technology, what a time to be a live, and other car stuff
  • 00:20:31 – Back to Ukraine
  • 00:27:18 – Sports news, MLB lockout, Manfred is banned in AAA, Coach K’s last game was an expensive letdown, PAC 12 and NCAA tournament. 
  • 00:35:36 – Check in with Cousin Jade, pool cleaners are lazy.
  • 00:43:22 – Gamer news, Elden Ring, From Software, NVIDIA leak, Nintendo Switch hardware. 
  • 00:49:00 – Movie and entertainment news, Sparkly vampire batman, shitty movies get Oscars because the system is broken, what happened to Jackass? 
  • 00:55:38 – Boomer is broken
  • 00:57:22 – Crooked dick pills and more TV and movie talk
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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #78

00:00:00 – Super Bowl conversation
00:05:07 – Visiting fans get beat down
00:08:28 – Sippin on some sizzurp, and more super bowl conversation
00:16:10 – Private school is a good time…(not really)
00:18:08 – Spankings and other random inappropriate conversation (your safe word is holocaust)
00:25:41 – Super bowl halftime show, paranormal activity in the mancave? Also, inappropriate sexual moves…
00:44:37 – LA winters suck
00:48:48 – Drunk Ron and random conversation (no safe word)
01:03:31 – Sleep used to be fatal for Ron
01:10:20 – You thought we were done, Albuquerque…Simpsons were wrong…more random conversation…Benny’s second life as a crash test dummy…..the end.

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #76

Cousin Jade, Ron of the League and Boomer join me for this one: I was supposed to post this last week, I’m late because I went down to COVID, my apologies. That being said, I stand by everything I say about COVID in this episode, having the virus didn’t change my outlook on it, fight me in the comments….

– More COVID talk
00:17:40 – I hate the media
00:21:00 – Major events being effected by COVID
00:26:09 – Cousin Jade works for BTS
00:30:16 – Boomer joins the conversation
00:31:53 – Dr Martens and bomber jackets are a thing again
00:35:22 – Back to BTS for a moment
00:36:29 – Celebrity and entertainment conversation
00:55:33 – Waymacks are hard to kill, and other health nonsense
01:10:27 – Finish off with random conversation

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #70

Silent Benny and Boomer join me for this one: It’s been a while since we talked about Disney shit, so here you go. Why do people love Samsung phones so much? They suck. It was a really really bad football weekend for us. More random conversations. Aaaand kinda so much more sort of….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #68

Silent Benny, Ron of the League, Scrap Dawg Stubby and Cousin Jade join me for this one: Full studio, the most people I’ve had in person since the outbreak of COVID. This one starts out slow but we pick up steam quickly, hang in there. It’s been a while since we’ve all been together in the studio, so we ramble on about a lot of random subjects. Too many things to list, just listen and enjoy…

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #59

Cousin Jade, Ron of the League and Silent Benny join me in studio for this one: Back in studio again! One of the more lively episodes we’ve had in a while. Cousin Jade survives 3 days on viagra and gatorade, then proceeded to get white girl wasted. Silent Benny rescued Cousin Jade from a floozy situation (and thanks him repeatedly). My return to live sports was bitter sweet. We went shoosting in the desert. Aaand so much more…

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #58

We’re back in studio! Ron of the League, Silent Benny and Cousin Jade join me In Person for this one: Why does traffic ruin everything? Drunk Ron makes a special appearance at Stone Brewery in Escondido (there’s a blanket involved). Why is it so hard to take a piss during these COVID times? I automatically revert back to my 20’s when my wife is out of town. TMBenny gives some show recommendations. Aaaannnd so much more…

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #56

Yes I’m aware that I’m a day late, my main editing rig is down for upgrades and it’s taking longer than normal for me to do stuff. Wanna fight about it? Cousin Jade, The Father, Scrap Dawg Stubby and Ron of the League join me for this one: I hate the way my vet is handling COVID (damn hippies). Cousin Jade is disappearing before our eyes. Why is it that people who drive affordable American V8’s are generally dick heads? (comment if you are one or know one). Cousin Jade gets mistaken for a celebrity and not in a flattering way. Boomer complains about some shit or something. And soooo much more…..

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #55

Ron of the League, Cousin Jade and Silent Benny join me for this one: I could go to opening day this year if I wanted to, too bad I can’t afford the ticket. The world is slowly opening, it only took a year. Ron is doing grown up stuff. Silent Benny and I were once threatened with a pitch fork wielding bandit. Aaaannnd so much more….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #54

The Father, Cousin Jade, Silent Benny and Scrap Dawg Stubby join me for this one: We didn’t record last week because my balls hurt (now you have to listen). Looks like COVID is gone now (did you hear?). The father got a feel of the pain we experience in sneaker head culture trying to get exclusive stuff. Losing weight is hard (quitting smoking was easier). I hate tax season. If you’ve been trying to get a Playstation 5 Stubby has a story for you (you might not like it). Aaaand so much more….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #53

The Father, Cousin Jade, Ron of the League and Scrap Dawg Stubby join me for this one: More COVID talk, because why not? The grass seemed greener in Texas, not so much now. Getting old sucks, and we’ll let you know about it. Valentines day happened. Lots of random conversation and ranting. Aaaaannnd so much more….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #51

Cousin Jade and the Father join me for this one: Special Super Bowl Sunday edition. Tom Brady beat the chiefs so bad they charged him with a hate crime. More COVID talk (oh well). The father wastes his money playing the lottery, just so he can move to….wait for it….Anaheim? The homeless problems in SoCal are out of hand. Forget Tom Brady, did you see Queen Latifah kicking ass on TV? Cousin Jade tries to educate our fat asses about eating better. Aaaannnd so much more….

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #49

The Father, Ron of the League, Cousin Jade and Scrap Dawg Stubby join me for this one: The scrap dawg makes his first appearance of 2021. Winter also makes its first appearance of 2021. Tom Brady makes the Super Bowl for the 10th time (wow). We armchair coach the Rams. Stubby blows a tranny (not what you’re thinking). The world seems so quiet without that orange guy that was president (what was his name?) Lots and lots of movie news. Aaaand so much more…

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The League of Sedentary Gentlemen #44

Boomer, Silent Benny, Cousin Jade and Fossil Gamer join me for this one: We start off with a little bit of movie talk. Did I mention how much I hate scalpers? (Sneaker scalpers in particular but you all suck in general). More COVID talk (of course?) More Trump talk (why not?). What’s going on for Thanksgiving? Aaaannd so much more…

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